Match Mishap Fan Prints

Tennis player lands on the net.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Watch your language.

Water Department Flood

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

This sucks

Football Hooligan.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Cricket

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'