Traffic Cop Fan Mugs

"Texting and driving is a violation."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Driving without a flag?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"