Traffic Law Fan Mugs

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Speed Bumps.

Traffic Jam

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Lawyer Xing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'If you can read this you're too close.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Sp££d Camera

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'