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"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Puss in cement boots"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Speak.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Might Versus Right.

Street trader tricking police.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

'Very sad...he was a sniffer for the MET.'

They caught him pandaring

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."