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"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Puss in cement boots"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Speak.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Marriage Crash Investigation

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Might Versus Right.

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

They caught him pandaring

'Very sad...he was a sniffer for the MET.'

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."