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'It was awfully good of you to let him go - but that's not how the good cop, bad cop routine works.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

The evidence destroyed

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."