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"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Miami Mice

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Bribery and Corruption.

"Paper or plastic?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Al Pacino

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Law 'N' Order