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'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Miami Mice

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Bribery and Corruption.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Al Pacino

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?