Loves Crime Dramas Pillows

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'