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"Good cop? Why not great cop?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Violence in Mexico

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."