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"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

Joan Hickson

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Paper or plastic?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'You got a search warrant?'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."