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"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

Joan Hickson

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Al Pacino

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Noir kitty.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'You got a search warrant?'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.