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Trevor Eve

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Slow Night

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Al Pacino

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'