Lighthearted Law Enforcers Pillows

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"Let's take in a trial."

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

'You must be new on the force.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'You know, I thought about becoming a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.'

"Got any I.D.?"

'Your wife got the house and the puppies.. but I managed to get you all the buried bones.'

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

Neutralizing the thief

'Do you have any form of identification?'

"You have your high beams on."

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'