Digital Age Aficionados Gifts

'They start texting so young these days,'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

You may now update your Facebook status.

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"