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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"