Digital Artist At Heart Gifts

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Evolution.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Mark Zuckerberg

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Robot Painter

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

The Escape Key

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Goodnight Social Media.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Snail with pc monitor.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"