Digital Art Dreamer Gifts

'Let's smash this tablet, reassemble the pieces, and we'll invent digital art!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Robot Painter

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man