Digital Art Dabbler Pillows

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Evolution.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Mark Zuckerberg

Robot Painter

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

The Escape Key

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Goodnight Social Media.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Projection

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"AI designed my statue."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Snail with pc monitor.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."