Digital Age Dabbler Pillows

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Statue of liberty selfie

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

His Master's Data.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

The Screeeen!

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'