Digital Dabber Pillows

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."