Digital Age Gambler Pillows

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"I need a more interactive you."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Technology hates me.'

Progress

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"The lost password department's that way."

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"