Digital Age Gambler Gifts

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Statue of liberty selfie

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"I need a more interactive you."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

His Master's Data.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Life Extension Journal.

'Technology hates me.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Progress

"The lost password department's that way."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'