Digital Age Dabblers Gifts

"The Real Dot Com."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

The Screeeen!

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.