Creative Dabbler Pillows

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'What was the question?'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

A knitter's in and out boxes

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"

'It's just a first draft.'

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.