Daring Dabbler Pillows

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A knitter's in and out boxes

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'It's just a first draft.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

Toy boat on a tsunami.

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

Badminton/Goodminton

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

"We know them socially - not politically."

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'Heads, we throw 'more money' at our problem; tails, 'more meetings'.'

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'