Philosophy Dabblers Gifts

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

AUKUS Alliance

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

Riddle behind the mask

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

'It's just a first draft.'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'