Dictator Dabbler Gifts

Kim Jong-un

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

AUKUS Alliance

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

U R Here

Old dictator Lukashenko

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"Excellency, your medals are in the soup"

"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

Riddle behind the mask

Kim Jong Il