Dictator Dabbler Pillows

Kim Jong-un

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Sure, you're a dictator, son, but Muriel's boy is an absolute dictator."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'What was the question?'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

AUKUS Alliance

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

U R Here

Old dictator Lukashenko

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

"Excellency, your medals are in the soup"

"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"

Kim Jong Il