Welcome Mat Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the philosophy lover? Our collection features fun and insightful items inspired by deep thinkers and pondering minds. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or your own study, these gifts bring a spark of thoughtfulness and humor to any space.

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'I was hoping we'd worn that out.' mockup

'I was hoping we'd worn that out.'

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster." mockup

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!" mockup

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes." mockup

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message." mockup

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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"It's a self-driving skateboard." mockup

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

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"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!" mockup

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

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"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus." mockup

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

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Life, love and a lot of bananas.

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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days. mockup

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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Domestic Spying Drones

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I think therefore I am.

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"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..." mockup

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

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Welcome Mat Philosopher Gifts Collection

Welcome Mat Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of philosopher-themed mugs for a daily dose of cleverness and inspiration, perfect for thoughtful mornings.

Welcome Mat Philosopher Pillows

Bring home cozy comfort with pillows featuring clever philosophical quotes and designs that inspire reflection.

Welcome Mat Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with art prints that celebrate wisdom, wit, and the love of thoughtful living.

Welcome Mat Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty and insightful t-shirts that showcase a love for philosophy and clever humor, ideal for casual wear.