Math Philosopher Gifts

'Well, if it is wrong, that shows that numbers do lie.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Mathematician on the couch.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Thinking Gears

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Is it that bad?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Einsteiners.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Wall St. or True Love.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"How was work?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."