Math Philosopher Gifts

'Well, if it is wrong, that shows that numbers do lie.'

Mathematician on the couch.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Thinking Gears

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Wall St. or True Love.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."