Mathematical Philosopher Gifts

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Good game."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

Thinking Gears

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Is it that bad?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Einsteiners.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."