Mathematician Gifts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

Accountants just want to have fun...

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'I forgot the question.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

People who understand Venn diagrams

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

'How do you want it - the crystal mumbo jumbo or the statistical probability?'

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Break Glass in Emergency.

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Mathematician Food Fights.

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

Chaos Theory Conference.

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Falling off the Math Cliff

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

"Brilliant mathematician. Teaching second grade. Dies suddenly from no apparent cause. Something just doesn't add up."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Economics made simple.

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.