Math Gifts

Accountants just want to have fun...

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Break Glass in Emergency.

5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'What do you expect? My edition of the math book doesn't have the answers in it like yours does.'

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'True, we have encouraged you to use your imagination, but not in math.'

Falling off the Math Cliff

"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Do we need this even if we're not planning to go to college?'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I...2...many...'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Bigger Brain

'I think I see the problem,,,'

Back to school.

Trademarked answer in math class.

'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'