Math Gifts

Accountants just want to have fun...

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Break Glass in Emergency.

5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'What do you expect? My edition of the math book doesn't have the answers in it like yours does.'

Falling off the Math Cliff

'True, we have encouraged you to use your imagination, but not in math.'

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I...2...many...'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Do we need this even if we're not planning to go to college?'

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

I need to set upmy own company.

'I think I see the problem,,,'

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

Trademarked answer in math class.

Bigger Brain

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'

"Be rational."