Mathematical Philosopher T-Shirts

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Good game."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.