Mathematicians T-Shirts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

My statistics are not rubbish. Why are you always so mean?

'Okay, for this part of the sobriety test, I want you to say all the numbers of pi.'

The Stat family

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'My name is Dexter Milton. I have a PhD in Math and I'm <complicated math formula> old!'

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

"If this is correct, then Vardly is cheating on his wife."

How Isaac Newton really discovered the law of gravity

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

Thinking Gears

"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'