Philosopher Of Equations T-Shirts

Formula.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Albert Einstein

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

E=mc2.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy

Think Tank

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Have you been working out?"

Science Fair Judgements

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'