Equation Expert T-Shirts

"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."

Caricature of a professor

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Lemniskate

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'