Equation Master T-Shirts

No, you shut your Pi hole!

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"How was work?"

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Think Tank

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'