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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."

'...Or not.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Trout Game

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."