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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Trout Game

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I forgot the question.'