Equation Master Prints

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Pi Ala Mode.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

Think Tank

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'