Equation Expert Gifts

"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."

Caricature of a professor

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Pi Ala Mode.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

Think Tank

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Genius Envy

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Have you been working out?"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'