Philosopher Of Equations Pillows

Formula.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Think Tank

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Science Fair Judgements

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Have you been working out?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'