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'I was hoping we'd worn that out.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."