Nervous Diner Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of a nervous diner? Our playful collection blends humor and charm, helping them feel more at ease during meals. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items bring light-hearted fun to the dining experience. From amusing mugs to witty prints, find something that speaks to their culinary anxieties and lovable quirks. Celebrate their love for good food and giggles with unique gifts that make every meal a little brighter.

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

from $19.00

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

from $19.00

'How is the water prepared?'

from $19.00

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

from $19.00

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius mockup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

from $19.00

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

from $19.00

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

from $19.00

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate." mockup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

from $19.00

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?" mockup

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

from $19.00

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.' mockup

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

from $19.00

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

from $19.00

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV." mockup

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

from $19.00

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.' mockup

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

from $19.00

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?' mockup

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

from $19.00

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.' mockup

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

from $19.00

I recommend the ketchup.

from $19.00

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.' mockup

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

from $19.00

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant. mockup

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

from $19.00

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.' mockup

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

from $19.00

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

from $19.00

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?' mockup

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

from $19.00

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?" mockup

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

from $19.00

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,' mockup

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

from $19.00

'It's half as good as our $10 special.' mockup

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

from $19.00

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

from $19.00

"The service here is terrible."

from $19.00

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.' mockup

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

from $19.00

Monster eating furniture,

from $19.00

Eat at Joe's Topless Diner.

from $19.00

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.' mockup

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

from $19.00

'Separate cheques?'

from $19.00

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..."

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..." mockup

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..."

from $19.00

$Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!$

$Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie! mockup$

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

from $19.00

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?'

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?' mockup

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?'

from $19.00

Nervous Diner Gifts Collection

Nervous Diner Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for nervous diners, where humor and comfort come together to start or end their meal on a cheerful note.

Nervous Diner Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their dining space with our pillows for nervous diners—perfect for comfort and a little comic relief.

Nervous Diner Prints

Brighten up their dining area with our prints for nervous diners, showcasing humor and personality in every decoration.

Nervous Diner T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts for nervous diners, blending witty designs with a casual style to keep their spirits high during mealtime.