Grumpy Diner Gifts

If you know someone with a feisty, no-nonsense attitude towards their morning meal, our grumpy diner collection captures that perfect blend of humor and personality. These products make a fun, heartfelt gift for breakfast lovers who appreciate a touch of sass in their day-to-day life. From mugs to prints, celebrate their love for coffee and their grumpy charm with witty, high-quality items designed to bring laughs and some personality to their kitchen or wardrobe.

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"I always give a 10% tip for good service but on today's showing, you owe me £15!"

"I always give a 10% tip for good service but on today's showing, you owe me £15!" mockup

"I always give a 10% tip for good service but on today's showing, you owe me £15!"

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius mockup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

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"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate." mockup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?" mockup

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

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"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!" mockup

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.' mockup

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

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"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV." mockup

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

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'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

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