Jerk Dodger Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for the 'jerk dodger' in your life? Our collection combines humor and personality, perfect for those who stand up to the negativity and spread good vibes. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that celebrates resilience and lightheartedness with a touch of wit. From mugs to tees, our products are designed to make a statement and brighten up any space.

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown mockup

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

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Examinations.

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"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?" mockup

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.' mockup

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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Private Viewing

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron mockup

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.' mockup

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

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Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

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"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?" mockup

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

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'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!' mockup

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings. mockup

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

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"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting." mockup

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.' mockup

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

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'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.' mockup

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

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'Team spirit, my ass.'

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'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.' mockup

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

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"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

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"Are you listening to me?"

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"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga." mockup

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

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"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.' mockup

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

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"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash." mockup

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now." mockup

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

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'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.' mockup

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

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"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?" mockup

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

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Jerk Dodger Gifts Collection

Jerk Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the 'jerk dodger' personality, perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Jerk Dodger Pillows

Browse our playful pillows that add personality and humor to any space for the 'jerk dodger' in your life.

Jerk Dodger Prints

View our vibrant prints that celebrate resilience and positivity, perfect for inspiring a creative and cheerful environment.

Jerk Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts designed for the upbeat and witty—ideal for expressing a resilient and positive personal style.