Yard Chore Dodger Gifts

"Mom, ca I rest for a while? I'm having labor pains!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'