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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Examinations.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"