Yard Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the yard procrastinator in your life? Our collection features witty designs on mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that perfectly capture the art of delaying yard work. Whether they’re known for their laid-back attitude or love for humor, these items add personality and humor to any outdoor or indoor space. Celebrate their relaxed approach to yard duties with gifts that are as amusing as they are thoughtful.

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"Mr. Wilson will see you now."

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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Good News about winter

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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!" mockup

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!' mockup

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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Beginning Yarder.

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Serious Putty

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'Told you to get your mower fixed.' mockup

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

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'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.' mockup

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

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"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?" mockup

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

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"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..." mockup

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

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Digging.

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"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree." mockup

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

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"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery." mockup

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

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"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously." mockup

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn." mockup

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.' mockup

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

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"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

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Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing. mockup

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!" mockup

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

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"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..." mockup

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

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"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!" mockup

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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Yard Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Yard Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our fun collection of yard procrastinator mugs—witty, charming, and perfect for every lazy coffee moment.

Yard Procrastinator Pillows

Lounge in comfort with pillows that bring humor and personality to their outdoor or indoor relaxing space.

Yard Procrastinator Prints

Decorate with humor—our yard procrastinator prints add a witty touch to any yard or home decor.

Yard Procrastinator T-Shirts

Find the perfect tee for the yard procrastinator—fun designs that celebrate their love for delaying yard duties.