Mowing Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the mowing procrastinator in your life? Discover a range of fun and witty items that poke fun at putting things off—especially when it comes to yard work. Perfect for those who’ve mastered the art of delay but still love their lawn. These thoughtful and humorous products are sure to bring a smile and a little motivation, whether they’re actually mowing or just thinking about it.

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'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.' mockup

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!' mockup

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

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"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape." mockup

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C" mockup

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

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Housewife: Out of Order.

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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies." mockup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..." mockup

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face." mockup

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Easy chair exercise machines

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!" mockup

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

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"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season." mockup

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

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Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower. mockup

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!" mockup

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and mockup

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work. mockup

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..." mockup

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

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"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago." mockup

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

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'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.' mockup

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

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Why are you texting instead of working? mockup

Why are you texting instead of working?

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Mowing Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Mowing Procrastinator Mugs

Looking for more fun? Explore our range of mugs designed for procrastinators and yard work enthusiasts—perfect for starting each day with a smile.

Mowing Procrastinator Pillows

Find more witty home decor! Our pillows with funny procrastination themes add personality and humor to any relaxing space.

Mowing Procrastinator Prints

Brighten your walls with our funny prints celebrating procrastination and yard work—quirky art that’s sure to get a giggle or two.

Mowing Procrastinator T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts that celebrate procrastination and lazy days—ideal attire for anyone who loves to delay mowing or chores.